MikeInClifton
11-28-2007, 01:07 AM
Disclaimer: I'm about to make fun of some user names - maybe yours - but don't take it personal. Its just a demonstration of the way humans act and identify themselves on the internet.
As an admin here on the message board, I am one of three who can approve or deny new Members. Each day I log in to the admin function and approve or deny the members based on their probability of being a fake/spam address or a real address.
But some of the new names have prompted in me a quizzical look and frankly, I may have turned them down on their first try at signing up because they were just too, um, weird.
I guess the two categories of User Names that baffle me the most are the -
1. Unnecessarily added numbers -
NorrisHopper30
Kindog202
nachoman91
swilsonsp4
GoBearcats31
bizzle3280
loshow22
DMoney_70
So why the added digits onto the back of perfectly acceptable User Names such as NorrisHopper, Kindog and nachoman? I mean, its not like "NorrisHopper00" thru "NorrisHopper29" were taken. I know it made sense to you when you choose it, but it befuddles me. (again - no offense to Norris or anyone)
2. Seemingly Random Characters -
lt7784
qsilvr2531
capcbk
levydl
gtjr921
JR71
yhkim79
dp3113
zhsesq
iamspen
ransohs
lieberma
I swear that some folks dropped their hoagie on the keyboard and the resulting keystrokes prompted their User Name. I guarantee some of these were turned down on their first attempt to sign up.
There are plenty User Names that I think are creative, logical or just of a better quality. My totally subjective opinion, of course. I think of a User Name as a logo. Everyone should have a good logo.
Include a 'Directional' -
columbus_bearcat
BaltimoreBearcat
Texcat
JerseySean
leo from jersey
Eastside_J
DelhiBearcat
GeorgiaCat
SouthCarolinaCat
Bearcat-in-Italy
MikeInClifton - intention: knowledgeable Bearcats fans from out of state or real Cincinnatians would know the Clifton reference. "MikeInCincinnati" would have been too all-encompassing.
Or be Unique -
Catmandu
General Woundwort - run into Bigwig lately?
Deaf_Bearcat
subflea
Nerf
DimitriusChristedes
'nati streets
Flanntastic
Pie Hole
Bearcat Fan Since 1958
Or how about some Names, Actual Real Life Names!
shaunsimpson
bobestes
Kyle Neumann
Bruce Monnin
Tom Alverson
Brian H.
mikedenman
mckenzie.drew
steveedwards
Then there is the good use of CAPS and small letters. As you can tell from my User Name, I like these. -
BearcatSig
CatsClaw
FleXcursion
BigDaddyCornHusker
BasketBySteveLogan
CatAttackFootball
BigCatFan20
ThreeRiversKing
KingOfTheCats
ILoveTheBearcats
KingOfTheCats
sm00r
Others still make me wonder. Like are these folks lost?
bengals21
Donovan McNabb
Indy500
kstatefan
MUHawk84
RedhawksFan
USFan123
xubrew
MurphyFlorist - But we still like you, Lo.
Of course, we have some folks who are Egotastic
Thegreatone
IKnowMoreThanYou
The real Bearcat Fan
CincySuperFan
Iwannarawk
TheLivingLegend
And then there are the generic names - a requirement on any sports-based message board.
Bearcat Chris
BEARCAT DARRELL
Bearcat Jeff
bearcat jim
bearcatfan
bearcatfan93
bearcat18
Bearcat1982
Bearcat1996
bearcat25
bearcat513
bearcat65
BearCat67
bearcat69
Bearcat82
bearcatgary
BearcaTim
BearcatJer
bearcatjoey
bearcatkev
bearcatmark
bearcatphil
BearcatRob33
bearcatryan
bearcattom
thebearcat
And dont forget the following three truths -
Mick's Da Man
mickstheman
MicksTheGuy
Now don't think that we will now be the "User Name Police". We don't have that intention. I simply found some of the User names odd and they made me laugh and wonder when I grouped them differently.
You may now commence to abusing me for posting such nonsense when we have bowl game choices and freshmen basketballers to worry about.
As an admin here on the message board, I am one of three who can approve or deny new Members. Each day I log in to the admin function and approve or deny the members based on their probability of being a fake/spam address or a real address.
But some of the new names have prompted in me a quizzical look and frankly, I may have turned them down on their first try at signing up because they were just too, um, weird.
I guess the two categories of User Names that baffle me the most are the -
1. Unnecessarily added numbers -
NorrisHopper30
Kindog202
nachoman91
swilsonsp4
GoBearcats31
bizzle3280
loshow22
DMoney_70
So why the added digits onto the back of perfectly acceptable User Names such as NorrisHopper, Kindog and nachoman? I mean, its not like "NorrisHopper00" thru "NorrisHopper29" were taken. I know it made sense to you when you choose it, but it befuddles me. (again - no offense to Norris or anyone)
2. Seemingly Random Characters -
lt7784
qsilvr2531
capcbk
levydl
gtjr921
JR71
yhkim79
dp3113
zhsesq
iamspen
ransohs
lieberma
I swear that some folks dropped their hoagie on the keyboard and the resulting keystrokes prompted their User Name. I guarantee some of these were turned down on their first attempt to sign up.
There are plenty User Names that I think are creative, logical or just of a better quality. My totally subjective opinion, of course. I think of a User Name as a logo. Everyone should have a good logo.
Include a 'Directional' -
columbus_bearcat
BaltimoreBearcat
Texcat
JerseySean
leo from jersey
Eastside_J
DelhiBearcat
GeorgiaCat
SouthCarolinaCat
Bearcat-in-Italy
MikeInClifton - intention: knowledgeable Bearcats fans from out of state or real Cincinnatians would know the Clifton reference. "MikeInCincinnati" would have been too all-encompassing.
Or be Unique -
Catmandu
General Woundwort - run into Bigwig lately?
Deaf_Bearcat
subflea
Nerf
DimitriusChristedes
'nati streets
Flanntastic
Pie Hole
Bearcat Fan Since 1958
Or how about some Names, Actual Real Life Names!
shaunsimpson
bobestes
Kyle Neumann
Bruce Monnin
Tom Alverson
Brian H.
mikedenman
mckenzie.drew
steveedwards
Then there is the good use of CAPS and small letters. As you can tell from my User Name, I like these. -
BearcatSig
CatsClaw
FleXcursion
BigDaddyCornHusker
BasketBySteveLogan
CatAttackFootball
BigCatFan20
ThreeRiversKing
KingOfTheCats
ILoveTheBearcats
KingOfTheCats
sm00r
Others still make me wonder. Like are these folks lost?
bengals21
Donovan McNabb
Indy500
kstatefan
MUHawk84
RedhawksFan
USFan123
xubrew
MurphyFlorist - But we still like you, Lo.
Of course, we have some folks who are Egotastic
Thegreatone
IKnowMoreThanYou
The real Bearcat Fan
CincySuperFan
Iwannarawk
TheLivingLegend
And then there are the generic names - a requirement on any sports-based message board.
Bearcat Chris
BEARCAT DARRELL
Bearcat Jeff
bearcat jim
bearcatfan
bearcatfan93
bearcat18
Bearcat1982
Bearcat1996
bearcat25
bearcat513
bearcat65
BearCat67
bearcat69
Bearcat82
bearcatgary
BearcaTim
BearcatJer
bearcatjoey
bearcatkev
bearcatmark
bearcatphil
BearcatRob33
bearcatryan
bearcattom
thebearcat
And dont forget the following three truths -
Mick's Da Man
mickstheman
MicksTheGuy
Now don't think that we will now be the "User Name Police". We don't have that intention. I simply found some of the User names odd and they made me laugh and wonder when I grouped them differently.
You may now commence to abusing me for posting such nonsense when we have bowl game choices and freshmen basketballers to worry about.