Bearcat Fan Since 1958
01-11-2008, 09:09 PM
(Clipped from a Louisville fan website) Gotta LOL at yourself sometimes:
The Ballad of Kentucky Basketball
Sung to the tune of 'The Ballad of Jed Clampett'
Come and listen to a story 'bout a man named Tub
Poor ol' coach only had one ring to rub
Then one day he got sick of all the fans
so he packed up his stuff
and he called the moving vans
Left that is
amscray
Texas tuck tail
Well the first thing ya know ol' Tub is out of there
Kin folk said "Tub, you're not treated fair!"
"Minnesota is the place ya ought ta be!"
So he cleaned out his office
and Mitch hired Gil-lis-pie
Billy that is
Sweet Sixteen
Just beat the Cards
Well now it's time to say goodbye to Tub and all his kin
And welcome new coach Billy Clyde who couldn't buy a win
You're all invited back each week to witness the defeats
The 'Cats now have more losses than their average fan has teeth
Hillbillies that is
Can't spell
don't know what shoes are
Y'all come back now, ya hear?
The Ballad of Kentucky Basketball
Sung to the tune of 'The Ballad of Jed Clampett'
Come and listen to a story 'bout a man named Tub
Poor ol' coach only had one ring to rub
Then one day he got sick of all the fans
so he packed up his stuff
and he called the moving vans
Left that is
amscray
Texas tuck tail
Well the first thing ya know ol' Tub is out of there
Kin folk said "Tub, you're not treated fair!"
"Minnesota is the place ya ought ta be!"
So he cleaned out his office
and Mitch hired Gil-lis-pie
Billy that is
Sweet Sixteen
Just beat the Cards
Well now it's time to say goodbye to Tub and all his kin
And welcome new coach Billy Clyde who couldn't buy a win
You're all invited back each week to witness the defeats
The 'Cats now have more losses than their average fan has teeth
Hillbillies that is
Can't spell
don't know what shoes are
Y'all come back now, ya hear?