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Texcat
09-19-2007, 12:45 PM
Newspapers in Texas today announced yet another arrest of a University of Texas football player. I think he's the sixth one in the last eight months. I have no idea whether or not the Longhorns are shooting for the record currently held by the Bengals.

Anyway, I received this joke this morning which originated "up north" or possibly at Texas A&M. It's not Bearcat related.....but it is funny:

It's been almost one (1) week without an arrest of a
Longhorn football player! Good Job Mack - way to keep
those boys in line!!!

Austin's Pride has produced, within the last month,
four(4) boys- w/ mugshots and prints. Two for armed
robbery (w/firearms), one for auto burglary & DUI and
another for DUI.

1. What do you call a drug ring in Austin ?

A huddle.

2. Four UT Longhorns in a car, who's driving?

The police.

3. The UT Longhorns have adopted a new "Honor System".


Yes your Honor, No your Honor.

4. The UT Longhorns knew they had to do something for
their defense, so they hired a new defensive
coordinator: F. Lee Bailey.

5. How do the UT Longhorns spend their first week at
fall practice?

Studying their Miranda Rights.

6. What do you say to a Longhorn in a suit?

Will the defendant please rise?

7. If you see Longhorn football player on a bike, why
don't you swerve to hit him?

It might be your bike!

8. The Longhorns employ scouts....to look out for
cops, not to scout high school kids.

9. I heard a rumor that the Texas Department of
Corrections plans to build a new prison in Austin ,
Texas in order to allow Longhorns to walk to school.

10. What do you call it, when a Longhorn goes on
vacation?

Time off for good behavior.

11. Why couldn't the Longhorn get into a huddle on the
football field?

It's a parole violation to associate with known
felons.

12. Obviously Coach Mack Brown is not paying his
players if they have to resort to robbing people.

13. Book 'em, Horns!